This is a perfect case of Mr. Darwin outscoring the wannabe robber. A head sticking out of the floor belongs to a 34 year old man from Dungun in Terengganu, Malaysia. He was trying to break into his neighbours house through the floor but it didn’t quite work out the way he’d imagined. Complete and thorough failed house robbery right there.
The house he tried to rob belonged to his neighbour – 43 year old Wan Azhan Wan Abdullah. One day, on his way back home from work, Wan Azhan Wan Abdullah walked straight into his kitchen and found a head sticking out from between the floor planks. In shock, he rushed into the basement only to find a body dangling from the floorboard ceiling. The police was called and upon investigation the conclusion was made that the man died trying to break into his neighbour’s house in an attempted robbery.
Failed robber had a history of drug abuse and a lengthy criminal record. Floorboards are fucking vicious bitches. You mess with those bastards, you get your neck snapped. Wan Azhan Wan Abdullah lived in his house alone. It would have been hilarious if he had brought a hooker to get head from when there was already a head waiting for him at home.
kdt to... BESTGORE
2 comments:
gila sadis!
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from now on, I'll tread gently on any squeaking floorboards...they're out for blood!
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